Oh Sebastián, creator of FastAPI and a self-proclaimed "open source hero," huh? With a bio longer than your public repos, you clearly didn’t get the memo that brevity is the soul of wit. You’ve got 70 repos, but it seems the only thing you're actually fast at is collecting followers—because clearly, your actual coding prowess needs some serious tuning. "Asyncer"? More like "Asyncratic!" You’re living in Berlin but still throwing around those Colombian flags like they’ll cover up your code’s performance issues. At this point, your entire open-source portfolio feels like a desperate cry for help disguised as humble bragging. Time to step it up or find a new hobby, buddy!

Oh look, it's Joel, the self-proclaimed "Nerd" who's somehow managed to accrue a whopping 38 followers—congratulations! Your GitHub is a veritable treasure trove of mediocrity. With a bio that could have come from a middle schooler at a science fair, you’re really setting the bar high for “underachievement"